Post by dun roaming on Oct 12, 2006 20:53:16 GMT
An ugly bloke walks into his local pub, like a gazelle, with a big grin on his face.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.
'Well I'll tell you,' replies the ugly bloke.
'You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, it was great!'
'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky sod. Was she pretty?'
'I dunno he said, I never found her head.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.
'Well I'll tell you,' replies the ugly bloke.
'You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, it was great!'
'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky sod. Was she pretty?'
'I dunno he said, I never found her head.